Anyway back to it, who ever said that it only hurts for a bit wants slapping, especially after she decided to try and bend it through 90 degrees, and trust me it doesn't do that normally either, ohh and just let me tell you black and blue doesn't do it justice. Any way, after a little bit of fumbling we finally made contact, threaded the needle, hid the salami and all the other puns you can think of. It would also be good at this point to decide who would takethe lead as both of you cant make the same motions and feel or even get excited. Any how, after about 10 minutes or so, we both looked into each others eyes and said those fateful words. "have you finished" and "did you really have to bend it like that" big cheers for the boys there. We both got dressed, hugged and kissed each other and went back down stairs. Our antics did get a bit more romantic and yes she did suck it better just in case you were thinking, and we did have a bit of variety which involved a cup of coffe and some ice cubes. Trust me it felt great. Next time!! How I managed to catch Crabs and not the seaside kind either.